(Source: metalgasm, via buonnatale)

cylo:

WHAT THE HECK THATS SO CUTE

cylo:

WHAT THE HECK THATS SO CUTE

(via pinkjesus)

clueless-castiel:

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clueless-castiel:

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(via mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries)

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me 

NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook 

dude, you got mad game.

(via mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries)

buzzfeed:

These children’s shows made a lot of really adult jokes. 

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arctictear:

aurahack:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK
aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game
so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)
so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc
we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!
right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh
i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus
before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

This needs no fanfiction because it’s essentially perfect as is
gg Nick

Wow cutest thing i ever read.

arctictear:

aurahack:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK

aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game

so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)

so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc

we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!

right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh

i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus

before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

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i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

This needs no fanfiction because it’s essentially perfect as is

gg Nick

Wow cutest thing i ever read.

(via mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries)

itssexualhour:

Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when he came he whispered “god bless america” in my ear

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Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

(Source: sydney-rakestraw, via mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries)

musiccitylove:

This is honestly the best gif ever. I’m going to reblog this twice.

musiccitylove:

This is honestly the best gif ever. I’m going to reblog this twice.

(Source: lavagoth, via mishaandhiddlestolemyovaries)

"I wanted to tell her that she was the first beautiful thing I had seen in three years. That the sight of her yawning to the back of her hand was enough to drive the breath from me. How I sometimes lost the sense of her words in the sweet fluting of her voice. I wanted to say that if she were with me then somehow nothing could ever be wrong for me again."

Patrick Rothfuss  (via bornreadygeneration)

funlifeisx-treme:

Music to my teeth.

funlifeisx-treme:

Music to my teeth.

(629,145 plays)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

assbutts-from-221b:

kickthestickzz:

smithmassexual:

trickstergodofmischief:

petewentzfalloutboy:

petewentzfalloutboy:

Panic! At The Disco - Carry On My Wayward Son


Holy fuck, Brendon.

reblogging again.

OH SHIT SON

this is so orgasmic

oh my god this is literally perfect

OH

MY

GOD

Meanwhile, Supernatural is torn between fangirling and sobbing.

(Source: starklords, via davestrjder-deactivated20130420)

jinntantei:

joanosaurus:

thefrogman:

I’m so conflicted.

omfg this is gold

WOW THESE FAKE .GIF SETS WERE PISSING ME OFF BUT THIS ONE IS GOLDEN

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scifantasy:

#LOOK AT EVERY OTHER PERSON’S EXPRESSION IN THE SECOND GIF

CRYAN.

(Source: incomparablyme, via catstiel)

bigdestiny:

the oscars are over.  all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table.  in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes

(Source: studioghiblidads, via catstiel)